Define "chronic" masturbator.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
