I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I forget how to act sober
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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