If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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