Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
