Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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