i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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