big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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