honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
