no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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