if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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