Dual....:-)
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I want to fling myself into the sun
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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