Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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