He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
