you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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