i just wanna soil my oats bro
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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