I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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