My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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