I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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