I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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