Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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