I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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