I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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