called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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