My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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