So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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