Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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