fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I'm jealous of your bromance
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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