I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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