yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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