I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's rum buckets o'clock
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm bleeding and have questions
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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