to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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