i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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