yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
How's work?
Spinning.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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