Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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