I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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