Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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