Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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