You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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