Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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