I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
