you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
