Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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