so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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foreskin is a definite game changer
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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