The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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