never play flip cup with pint glasses
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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