do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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