if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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