so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
