They should really pass out barf bags in church
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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My dick has a subreddit
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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