Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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