i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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