I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
