I think i sorta joined a cult last night
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
this hospital has no fireball
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Drunk is not a location!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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