i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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