My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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