Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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