clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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