i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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