I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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