Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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