found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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