i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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