:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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